Hello my friends,

I am Bob. I like to autograph things. This letter is meant to help you grow to know me better. How else will you know Bob?

In the beginning some stuff happened. A long while later I was born. I spent my childhood in modesty. Going to school and doing nothing astonishing or amazing. That is unless you count the three world records I set.

The most notable occurrence of my childhood would be when I discovered my life’s calling in third grade. It was the year I learned how to write in cursive, it was a simple task, but it would be a lesson that would change the course of my life for ever. Actually, it didn’t really do anything until I learned how to write my name in cursive. Honestly though, I like print better when I am writing normally. It’s easier to read, less clustered and more acceptable in normal situations. Seriously, who writes a memo to their boss in cursive? That would be ridiculous, everyone writes in print. Otherwise your boss couldn’t read it, then where would you be? Where would we be? Where am I? What was I talking about? Maybe I should start over.

I am Bob. I like to autograph things. I autograph all sorts of things. I autograph walls in the subway, I autograph babies, and I autograph legal documents and sports balls. But my favorite things to autograph are shirts. That is why this site was started; my autograph is on every one of these shirts.

I have been asked how I got into the autographing business. And honestly I don’t know. It’s sort of like asking someone how they got their head stuck in that toilet bowl. Do you really think they are going to know the answer to that?

As far as my physical description goes, I am good looking. Some even go as far as to call me a stud. Other’s argue that is just because of my wooden nature, but that’s still up for debate.

I can say this though: there is a reason why there was never an internet site before. The reason is because I didn’t know how the internet worked. Fortunately for all of us, while I was practicing full contact origami in the Amazon, I met two gentlemen: James and Matthew.

After we talked for a few days we all knew we had something special and the time was then to make it happen.

So we waited a few years then started this site.

I do this for you my friends, I do this for the children and I do this for the autographs.

Yours truly,



Bob the Autographer