Bob the Autographer pens!!

Now you too can autograph things with one of Bob's pens. That's right, the right to sign is no longer researved for the higher class snobs... Or somehthing like that. Anyways, here's what the pens say:
Bob the Autographer
"I like to autograph things."
Signature shirts
www.bobtheautographer.com

Bob hopes you like the pen color of your choice.